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Marketing in easy way….

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..I got some interesting mail regarding…a different but easy view of marketing terms….I think ,it will be little bit easy to understand marketing by this all….so go for it……
A Professor at one of the IIMs was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:

A> You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. “Marry me!”
– That’s Direct Marketing”

B> You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. “Marry him.”
-That’s Advertising”

C> You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. “Marry me
– That’s Telemarketing”

D> You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: “By the way, I’m rich. Will you “Marry Me?”
– That’s Public Relations”

E> You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: “You are very rich! “Can you marry me?”
– That’s Brand Recognition”

F> You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
– “That’s Customer Feedback”

G> You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband.
– “That’s demand and supply gap”

H> You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him –
– “That’s competition eating into your market share”

I> You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives.
– “That’s restriction for entering new markets”

……..how is it?

enjoy and feel the magic of marketing..

love..what else?

Raj

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3 thoughts on “Marketing in easy way….

  1. હમમ. એમ.બી.એ.માં આવું શીખવાડે છે – તો તો મારે પણ એમ.બી.એ. કરવું પડશે…

  2. Interesting and entertaining

  3. http://www.quickmba.com this is one of the very useful website for MBA Students.

    Kartik bhai tame pan use kari sako cho !! 🙂

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